Ninja Bookkeeper

BLVNP Incorporated (A Nevada Corporation) - 340 S. Lemon #6200 Walnut CA 91789
10,000 - 16,000


Job type: Full-time
Date Posted: October 23, 2018
Location: Cebu
Industry: Publishing/Software
Company size: 20
Years of Experience : 1

Skills Required:

  • Bookkeeper
  • Bookkeeping
  • Accounts Payable
  • Accounts Payable Management
  • Account Receivable
  • Accounting/Payroll
  • Accounting/Financial Management
  • Accounts Receivable
  • Accuracy And Attention To Details

Job Description

Do you like calculating numbers? Do you like getting paid? Then we might have an opportunity for you.

Excited yet?

We are a Cebu based US publishing company in need of a bookkeeper. We need someone who can come in the office and help us manage our numbers, from maintaining the general ledger accounts, business
transactions of the organization, Accounts Receivable processing through sales order transactions, Accounts Payable processing, and Payroll processing.

Get paid to do what you love, and grow to be more of what anyone has ever thought of you.

Are you ready?

All we need from you is the following:

1. Must be someone who won't be intimidated by numbers, stacks of receipts and MORE numbers!
2. An awesome attitude who doesn't accept sloppiness or inaccuracy in their numbers
3. Independent access to a laptop and stable internet connection
4. Willing to come in the office three times a week
5. Has experience working with Xero/Quickbooks Online
6. Willing to learn other skills other than Bookkeeping
7. Able to work full time
8. Lives in Cebu

Yup. That’s all.

What you’ll be doing is the following:
1. Help calculate company expenses
2. Help manage company finances
3. Maintaining the general ledger accounts
4. Maintaining business transactions of the organization
5. Responsible for Accounts Receivable processing through sales order transactions and Accounts Payable processing, and Payroll processing.
6. Be able to study and grow

Send your application letter with the subject line: “Your name, Ninja Bookkeeper”

1. A quick introduction. Tell us your passion/goal, what is awesome about you, why we should hire you and how you think you can help us write memos. Also, do let us know if you’re a ninja, because we need swords to be able to cut through the numbers.

2. Your [protected] resume link if you have one or any other resume that you have.

3. Your Location or the city where you live.

4. List any question that you may have for us.

[protected] you found out about us

About the company

BLVNP Incorporated (A Nevada Corporation)

We do things a little bit differently here…
Every company seems to write their “About Us” page so that it’s short and sounds like they hired some corporate writer to make them seem cool, or profitable, or big, or something equally pathetic and stupid.

Hey… We did that too…

But, then we realized… WAIT!!!

We are ninjas! What are we doing with this wimpy “About Us” page?

So… It’s time for the real story…

Blvnp was created by a top secret organization of master ninjas who got bored killing people (now that pirates use machine guns and speedboats it’s just not as much fun).

We decided to use our amazing skills for selling books.

It seemed perfectly logical at the time. Really…

All master ninjas are heavy readers and masters of human psychology.

So… Where was I… Oh yeah, we decided, “Hey, let’s sell books instead of kill people!”

As you can imagine, this idea did not go over well at first (many blood duels were fought). But as it turned out, several of our members had worked quite extensively in the internet marketing and publishing world with their secret identities.

We officially created Blvnp in 2003… BUT… After cutting the heads off of all of our old lawyers and getting new ones, we re-incorporated in 2013.

We have created a great deal of best-sellers in various categories, including Health, Romance, Business, and Psychology. We publish both digital ebooks and print books. And recently, we’ve started publishing magazines too!

Innovation but sticking to traditions is something ninjas are best at ????

So here’s what we do:
When a book is getting published by Blvnp it is read by our team of Grammar Nazis/Ninjas (they’re both) who will literally cut out any misspelled words and grammar errors (it was really hard on laptop screens until we got them touch screens and padded swords).

Once the author approves the edits, our team of Graphic Ninjas meditate and visualize deep into the cosmic group mind and create eye-catching covers, ready to blind an innocent book reader.

Our Marketing Ninjas step in to make sure that the book would be seen by the people who want your book for and make sure they buy it!

Of course being ninjas we have grown Blvnp quickly with thousands of books and now magazines.

Honestly, we love this. It is so much more fun than killing people in their sleep. Of course killing monsters (especially gorgons) is still pretty fun. Look behind the scenes in some of the team photos, and you will see a bit of gorgon blood.

Plus, we all love being with one another. We’re all fun, crazy, and we patch ourselves up whenever someone hits someone else with their sword accidentally.

Our locations are supposed to be top secret, but since our authors and our future ninjas need to have an idea where we’re at, here’s a clue:

Our mailing address is in California, USA and we’re incorporated in Nevada, USA. One of our main headquarters is in Cebu, Philippines.
If that all sounds confusing… It’s because it is.
Ninjas are supposed to be mysterious.
If you’ve figured it out, then maybe you can be one of us.


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